In one corner, the trend conscious bright-young-things snaffle up to the minute fashion forward pieces on their way to the latest club. In another, the man who wants to top-up his wardrobe with essential basics and classic fashion staples is perusing the rails alongside the young buck in suiting who's kitting himself out with affordable sharp tailoring for a new job.
Sub-cultural groups, largely driven by the music scene - a vintage menswear influence - are heavy in the Topman mix. Cue indie boys shuffling around comparing cardigans or vintage finds as they plot their next gig move or the new-rave crew enthusing over neon and retro 1980's style sportswear.
Some men are adding to their already busy wardrobes, so they plan to mix their new Topman with a dash of Dior. Others, like the pack of lads in the changing rooms, tying on new denims and shirts are looking for a whole new outfit for Saturday night.
What unites these various man-tribes is the brilliant variety on offer in the collections found under one roof at Topman.
DEFINITIVE TOPMAN CUSTOMER IS HARD TO PIN DOWN: IT'S A PRETTY DIVERSE CROWD.